June 2010
2 posts
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What do Tom & Jerry and the Middle East have...
May 2010
4 posts
Justin Roiland’s Doomsday Compound
Who...
What would happen if the Nintendo 3DS was taken...
Grandma's Virginity Podcast
The exciting debut of the Grandma’s Virginity Podcast! Hosted by Justin Roiland, Jackie Buscarino, and me, Ryan Ridley! It’s pretty good! There’s insightful discussion and swears!
http://grandmasvirginity.libsyn.com/
April 2010
1 post
November 2009
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October 2009
2 posts
My Top 10 Most Traumatic Moments of the 90's
In no particular order…
1. Phil Hartman Dies - May 28th, 1998. I heard the news on my car radio. It was shocking. Devastating. Way worse than Kurt Cobain. Kurt Cobain wasn’t the funniest person ever. A celebrity death has never affected me as much before or since.
2. Columbine - April 20th, 1999. Not the first school shooting, but somehow it felt the most evil. The way they planned...
Nightbreed Vs. Cremaster Cycle (2010)
It’s been twenty years since Clive Barker’s horror-fantasy masterpiece “Nightbreed,” was released with only a handful of graphic novels to tide over hardcore fans in the meantime. In contrast, Matthew Barney’s experimental “Cremaster Cycle” film series has seen five installments in eight years, with the final one wrapping up the epic metaphorical tale of...
September 2009
4 posts
Practice Essay #1
One of my earliest memories of the internet is of the amount of time I was willing to invest in waiting for the “Batman Forever” trailer to load. I went out and ran errands while waiting. I ate dinner with my family. I slept.
I was so excited to see this movie. I just wanted a taste. A single pixelated glance of Jim Carrey as the Riddler would be enough. But the trailer never...
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